With people who make terrible, terrible music continuing to breed without regard for their offspring bringing us closer to the End Of All Music Forever (see Stefani/Rossdale, and Wentz/Simpson), the only tool we have to legally combat this unfortunate tampering of the genepool is to make sure awesome people are brought about to cancel them out. 

So, with that being said, congratulations are in order to our very good friend, audio guru, negative kudos-giver, and zombie hunter Hugh Wyman on the birth of his first kiddo last night. With Wyman's hot guitar lixxxxx and the missus being somewhat (allegedly) related to the (a?) drummer of AxCx, we think Music may have a fighting chance in the next 20-30 years. Plus, I'm confident he will teach her how to beat the living crap out of people with a giant leg of lamb (a useful skill for when the undead will inevitably rise).

However, this will not stop us from praying that anyone from the Killers refrains from reproducing. I mean, seriously... "Are we human, or are we dancer?" What is that? Are you fucking kidding me? How does saying it was taken from a Hunter S. Thompson quote (which used the plural to begin with) even justify this plain-sight murder of the English language? 

Honestly, guys, put down the Meatloaf and Pet Shop Boys for a sec and pick this up.

Anyhooo.....

Everyone here at the Aloud camp hopes you have an excellent Thanksgiving tomorrow. Unless you're not in the US, in which case we hope you have a great, lazy, and festive Thursday. 

Be well,
Henry

PS: If you're in the Worcester area tonight, pop by Ralph's.  Ross and I will be there, enjoying the burgers, beer, and...