the Aloud blog: With equal parts amusement and anger

Thursday, January 28, 2010

With equal parts amusement and anger
Posted by Hank Baron at 11:04 AM

Anyone else read Paul Shirley's idiotic blog post advocating withholding aid to Haiti? I sure did.

Because I'm not going to write it twice, go here to read me tear Mr. Pee Shirley a new one in less than 1,100 words:
http://venuist.wordpress.com ... paul-shirley-you-cant-be-serious/

Seriously, this guy is the winner who brought you the "Oasis is better than the Beatles" column:
http://sports.espn.go.com ... /news/story?id=4474313

Anyone who knows Jen and I also knows Oasis is in our list of top three all-time favorite bands ever, but come the fuck on. Here's another good Shirleyism: Dean Koontz is better than Bram Stoker.

"Oooh, look at me! I'm Paul Shirley! All I know how to do is write (poorly) about how awesome I am because I don't like the things most people do!"

Douche.

(A fine afternoon to you all!)

Henry

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3 Comments:

What's the other in the top 3? U2? The Rolling Stones?

By Unknown, at January 28, 2010 at 1:47 PM

And what's up with that dude's neck hair? Is he trying to hide the scar The Highlander gave him in their first duel?

By Unknown, at January 28, 2010 at 1:50 PM

What's the other in the top 3?

There's like... ten more in the top three. Probably.

By Hank Baron, at January 28, 2010 at 1:51 PM